One Hot and Sweaty Night
BACHELORETTE PARTY:
One hot and sweat night…..Doesn’t that sound like a chapter in some Harlequin romance or something? My honey is the sweetest many ever. So he has been telling me to plan on last night (Friday) as a special night with him. I assumed he was taking me out to dinner and was really looking forward to it and not having wedding plans etc for one night. I couldn’t wait. I straightened my hair all nice and got all dolled up. He made me close my eyes and everything on the drive there.
When I open my eyes, there are all the women in Adam’s family and some ladies from work. He gave Cathi money (from his personal savings) to throw me a real true bachelorette party. I was so surprised!!! Pleasantly so. And people it was a full on naughty bachelorette party like you see on the movies! We had so much fun.
Kim had made penis cookies. Mine was like ten times bigger than all the rest lol. We watched this old male strippers movie from the 80′s and it was hilarious. One guy was a gymnast. Oh my hell I’ve never laughed so hard and I can’t even describe the gifts they gave. We played all kinds of games and had snacks. But then we went to the club where the real party began.
First of all, I had to wear this devil veil and a pin and we had our drinks with these penis straws all night. Then they put these tassel things on my boobs. Then we had all these dares to do with men there. Oh my it was hilarious. I was helping all the single ladies do their dares. One involving cleavage and a bald man-you get the idea. there were these two men dancing with us all. OH man it was hilarious. They kept teasing me because this Spanish lady wouldn’t stop kissing me and trying to dance the lambada with me or something. SCARY!!! But other than that it was so much fun. We couldn’t stop laughing all night.
EASTER SUNDAY:
I’m so excited for tomorrow. I wasn’t going to get the usual goodies for everyone or do any of the eggs this time with the wedding, but then Adam and I ended up buying some tonight at Walmart and I just finished putting them up together. Silly girl.
Easter is just so much fun. When I was little, we always had an Easter egg hunt with real eggs. It was always funny because there were always at least 1-2 eggs that we couldn’t find until there was a really foul smell about 2 months later. I think that was the funnest part! Actually my favorite part was always the Easter dress. I loved that. We always had some cute little outfit to wear to church and go see Grandma Dyer. Usually the day before Easter we went to the Fort Douglas Club for this big buffet and Easter party. It was a total blast. Is it bad that all these holidays with such major religious significance, and our memories are centered around food and candy? Lol, well its all about those family memories.
Adam’s family does something really cute. They use jellybeans as Bunny Poop that the Easter Bunny leaves behind. I remember Adam’s and my first Easter. We only had dated for like a month and Kim helped him get me this huge cute basket. It was really sweet. And his family always gets me a big basket. They so overdo it-so sweet. I so have always felt such a part of that family. Tomorrow should be really fun. We’ve done enough of the final wedding stuff that I can just enjoy and not stress. We will have the Easter bonnet contest as usual at Adam’s family and my family’s big Easter egg hunt. What is cool is that its at my house this time. We are just having snacks since its my wedding week. Wahoo!
WEDDING WEEK:
So what is the bride to be up to this week? Getting beautiful. Now that is easy for some people. It takes some of us an ENTIRE WEEK! Its going to be really exciting! I just can’t wait for everything. Allison is coming to visit and us girls are going to go to dinner Thursday night. Wednesday is the rehearsal dinner. Friday is the wedding and then Sunday we fly out for our cruise. Wow!!! Its so awesome!
